I'm no one, just a figment of your imagination who likes to reblog pointless things on the internet.
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.
This is why you don’t mess around with a baby bear
> Calling all internet sleuths: We need the rest of this video…
> Who the f*ck doesn’t know you leave baby bears the hell alone??