I'm no one, just a figment of your imagination who likes to reblog pointless things on the internet.

canucksbromances:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

the url makes this even better

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snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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someoneinjersey:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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harrythighles:

I literally have nail painting emoji nails 💅💅💅💅💅

harrythighles:

I literally have nail painting emoji nails 💅💅💅💅💅

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 


Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

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The life of a third wheel

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videohall:

This is why you don’t mess around with a baby bear

> Calling all internet sleuths: We need the rest of this video…

> Who the f*ck doesn’t know you leave baby bears the hell alone??

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e